Author: Mosh
Fandom: Saiyuki

Title: Celibacy: Interrupted
Pairing: Sanzo/Gojyo
Rating: hard R
Summary: Gojyo is persistent.
Disclaimer: These boys belong to Minekura Kazuya. No money being made, no copyright or trademark infringement intended.
A/N: Written for the Bad Friends fest on LJ. With thanks to Akuni for eyeballing this and for coming up with the fun title! 200 words. :)

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“Anyway, I thought you were celibate, man.”

“If you don't shut the fuck up and get the hell out—” There’s no need to complete the warning; Sanzo's sure the gun pointed between Gojyo's eyes at point-blank range speaks louder, anyway.

“Whoa, what's the big?” A smirk curves Gojyo's smarmy mouth. “Heh, maybe I shoulda said what's the deal—looks like you've got the big part covered.”

Red eyes rove slowly down Sanzo's naked torso, the look so pointed a series of prickles traverse Sanzo's skin, like that perverted rat-bastard's actually touching him. Gojyo's gaze drops smoothly to Sanzo's groin, where his jeans part in a wide V, the head of his still-erect dick glistening red and nudging out of the parting. The unabashed stare pumps blood faster through his arteries, tightens the tension in his balls like a wrench turning a screw.

“That's it.” Sanzo presses the tip of his gun against Gojyo's forehead. Rotating the chamber, he realises some people are thick enough to need these things spelled out. “Say more on pain of death.”

That damn smirk never leaves the kappa's face as he plunges a hot, rough hand down into Sanzo's jeans. “I don't gotta say anything, monk.”

~Fin~