Author: Mosh
Fandom: Peter Pan
Title:
Captain Brooke, Lord of the Sea
Pairing:
Hook/Pan
Rating:
NC-17
Summary:
Little did people know, Captain Hook had a secret hobby: writing.
Disclaimer:
These characters are property of J.M. Barrie. No money is being made, and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
A/N:
This story is utter crack, written as a birthday present for JPP. Many thanks to Dancing Salome for checking over it! 2500 words.

Note: You may not archive, re-post, or alter any of my stories without my permission. Please contact me first. Thanks!



Hook scowled deeply and scratched his quill across the parchment, scribbling out the last two sentences he'd written. "This... infuriating," he mumbled, as the sharp nib of the quill gouged a clean cut through the paper.

He leaned back in his chair and thought for a moment, inhaling a frustrated breath.

His first novel, tentatively entitled 'Captain Brooke, Lord of the Sea', wasn't coming along as nicely as he'd hoped. He had notes, plans and plot twists all worked out, even one or two diagrams, but translating it all into something legible wasn't as easy as it he'd imagined.

His finest creation, the aristocratic, handsome, and widely feared pirate John Brooke wasn't the problem. Brooke's arch nemesis, the irritating delinquent David Dan, was causing Hook the most grief. He had always believed that stories were under the control of their authors, but for the life of him Brooke and Dan seemed to want to head in directions Hook hadn't intended. He had yet to figure out why he couldn't make them do what he wanted - they weren't real, for pity's sake. They were figments of his imagination. He was their master, so they should speak when he wanted them to speak, fight when he wanted them to fight.

It had all been going so well, too: Brooke had Dan captured on his ship, tied up in the hull, bruised after a bit of roughing up and begging for mercy as the boy should be. And just as Brooke was about to kneel and slice through the petulant little bastard's neck, what happened? Brooke paused, and started talking.

Hook knew he'd been trapped on Neverland for many years, maybe even centuries (he didn't like to think about it too closely). He was at last resigned to the fact that there would be no leaving for him. But he hadn't thought the island had driven him mad as yet.

So where had all that unbidden dialogue come from? He glanced at the parchment, at the ripped part where Brooke had started speaking.

It just would not do.

Hook sighed, steeled himself, picked up his quill again and bent his head to the page.

'"The time has come, boy," Brooke rasped, rounding on the frightened Dan. "You've run around this island for too long, taunting me, acting as if you're some kind of king, toying with my crew. It ends here..."

Dan turned his tanned, tear-streaked face up to the tall, good-looking captain. "Please, sir. P-please don't kill me!"'


"Yes, beg boy, that's right," Hook said aloud, writing faster now he was getting back into the swing of things. "Not that Brooke's going to listen to your feeble whining."

'"Silence! I haven't time to listen to your feeble whining." Brooke sneered charmingly.

Dan did not relent. "I - I'll do anything!" He shifted on the floor until he was kneeling before Brooke, head lowered. "I'll do anything you want. I'll behave, I promise."

Brooke drew his sword, raised it in the air, preparing to land the fatal blow. He had been waiting for this moment for so very long.

"I wish to serve you, sir," Dan said quietly, his voice shaking with fear.

Something hot and fierce rolled through Brooke, and slowly, he lowered his sword, staring down at the boy.

"Let me serve you," Dan went on, "I am yours. I will do as you want - in every way." Cautiously, Dan reached out and with one small, smooth hand he stroked slowly up the length of Brooke's thigh.

A shudder passed through the captain and he-'


A shudder passed through Hook and he stopped writing immediately. No, no, no! Dan wasn't supposed to tempt Brooke into keeping him. He was supposed to die a horrible, gruesome death as penalty for being an irritating little prick.

Brooke was merciless!

At least, he was supposed to be.

Hook rose and poured himself a generous shot of whiskey, then downed it in one swallow. He stared out of his cabin window, out towards the distant forest. He had been so wrapped up in his novel over the past few weeks that he had barely thought about Pan. He wondered what mischief the brat was up to at that moment. Probably off with his little band of imps, wreaking havoc on the other side of the island. In fact, Hook hadn't seen the boy for quite a long time, a good month or two. Maybe, with a stroke of luck, Pan had buggered off to the Nether World and decided to stay there.

Hook could only hope.

As it was, there was no time to further ponder Pan's whereabouts. Hook turned away from the window with a "tsk" and returned to his desk. Once again, now warmed and slightly cheered by the alcohol, he picked up his quill, dipped the nib into his inkwell, and put it to the paper. Maybe a change of direction would help.

'Brooke sat at his desk, pouring over maps and charts. He had to find a way to get off the island; he had to keep searching. He thought back to the night his ship had been caught in a storm off the coast of Bermuda. His crew had slogged through the dark hours until their exhausted bones ached. They had eventually moored on the shore of the deceptively attractive Alwaysisle. Brooke hadn't then known that by some strange magic they would not be able to leave. Though he never gave up hope. With his intelligence and cunning, he would defeat Alwaysisle's hold on him and his crew.

He sighed and leaned back in his chair, closing his eyes.

There came a noise from nearby, an odd, sucking sound and what could only be described as a soft moan.

Brooke inhaled deeply and spread his legs wider.

"Sir?" came a voice from under the desk.

"What now?" said Brooke shortly, glancing down at his lap.

"It's just too big, sir," the voice went on. "I can't fit it in all in one go." There was a shifting, something small and warm brushing against Brooke's bared thighs, and Dan emerged, his mouth wet and rosy, cheeks flushed prettily. He was naked-'


Hook stared at the words on the parchment for some time.

What the devil was going on here?

His heart was beating quite fast by now, his hands sweaty, brow furrowed so tightly that his left eyebrow started twitching. Something was seriously wrong. He felt perfectly healthy, but the words on the paper were making him doubt himself, contradicted everything he believed in.

Neptune's beard, but he must really be going insane.

More whiskey was needed.

Instead of simply pouring himself another glass, he carried the whole bottle to the table and made a hearty start on it. Over the next few swigs, he pondered the possibility that he was possessed by some malignant spirit intent on driving him mad. Or that the quill was malfunctioned - the bird he'd ripped it from had looked a bit rabid, now he thought about it. Or perhaps it was fairy magic - the nasty little bugs were fond of playing tricks on people for entertainment. He hadn't seen any fairies for some time, however, and he could usually detect if they'd been in his cabin from the sparkling gold dust residue they left all over the place.

By the time the whiskey bottle was half-empty Hook was feeling a lot calmer (even though his cabin was now tilted to one side). When he looked down at his manuscript the words were blurry and moving slightly on the page. He bared his teeth at them. "Sit still."

Hook let out a delicate burp and, figuring third time had to be lucky, began to write, the quill a tad shaky under his hand.

'Brooke stood majestically at the wheel, steering his great ship, The Happy Harry, through the dark blue, endless waves. He always felt powerful at the wheel, and liked to think of his ship as his child. With a fatherly affection, he scanned the deck: there was Twee, his faithful bo'sun, lugging the large fishing nets down to the cook, who had bowed legs but could prepare food that didn't poison the crew. The Gentleman Stalley, who was up in the Crow's Nest keeping watch and repairing a damaged beam. Bob Lukes, whose feet were back-to-front; he was a fine Gunner, regardless of his disability...

All in all, a very capable crew, a group of men worthy of respect from their captain, as they respected him in all things...'


Hook sighed wistfully and continued:

'Then, the captain's gaze was drawn to the balcony in front of his cabin. There stood Dan, blinking blearily at Brooke as if he'd just woken from a deep sleep. He offered Brooke a coy smile, as if butter wouldn't melt in his mouth, and waved.

One corner of the pirate's mouth curled up in acknowledgment. He watched as the boy's expression turned from cherubim innocence to devious, and knew something naughty was afoot.

Dan wandered to the top of the stairs so he was on full show, and started to slip his strange leaf-woven garments off, first the vine crossing one shoulder, letting it slide down his golden-coloured arm, then his shorts, that he tore open and let fall around his ankles. He had very girlish ankles, all delicate and pretty, Brooke noticed.

The boy didn't stop there; now naked, he ran his hands up his legs, hips, over his young belly, to his chest, where he rubbed gingerly at his little pink nipples.

Brooke was frozen to the spot, all thoughts about his ship, his crew, the universe, completely vanished from his mind. There only remained Dan, putting on a truly debauched show for him, enticing him with a curl of his index finger and a decidedly 'come hither' pout.

Oh, how Brooke wanted to go over there and capture the boy up, lick him, bite him - his earlobes, his neck, feel those extraordinarily long eyelashes fluttering silky against his cheek in pleasure...

But what about his crew? Good lord, they were
right there. When Brooke finally tore his eyes from the raunchy play Dan was putting on for him, he realised none of his dogs were paying the slightest bit of attention. How peculiar. Brooke quickly stepped down, tapped Twee on the shoulder and indicated for him to take the wheel. Stalking across the deck with his boot heels clicking and blood-red coat flapping around his calves, Brooke went to the stairs leading up to his cabin and ascended. He grabbed an armful of warm, pliant boy and dragged Dan inside.

"Ohh... ohh..." Dan was moaning already, and Brooke hadn't even touched him properly yet. The boy clung to the captain's broad, toned frame as if his life depended on it, and Brooke felt the press of Dan's arousal against his hip. He quickly deposited the boy on his desk, upsetting the inkpot and scattering leaves of paper all over the cabin floor. In a flash, Brooke had his belt undone, his fine velvet breeches down around his thighs and his large, erect penis in one fist.'


Hook groaned, his fingers of one hand curling around his cock, the other hand frantically scratching across the page. He wrote feverishly, barely heeding the words or the way the ink smudged across the parchment. He was so close, his fist sliding smoothly up and down his moist length, groans floating out into the silence of his cabin.

'"Please..." whined Pan, staring at it. "I want it - I need it! I've been bad. You should punish me."

"Oh, you'll get it, all right," growled Hook, flipping the boy over onto his stomach as if he was made of driftwood, until Pan's legs were dangling over the edge, his upper body flush against the cool, polished mahogany.

With one swift, hard thrust, the captain was inside the tightest, most perfect heat...'


Hook shuddered and jerked, still pulling on his cock as quick threads of come spilled onto his fingers, his legs, the desk front. The quill dropped, forgotten, onto the table as he became lost in the absolute bliss of his orgasm...
 

* * *

He woke with a thumping headache and a foul, sour taste in his mouth. His teeth felt furry and his back ached something chronic. When he sat up various bones unlocked and clicked in protest.

"Ungh."

He had fallen asleep at his desk. Beside him sat an empty whiskey bottle. No wonder he felt like a flock of seagulls were pecking away at his skull. He lurched out of the chair, over to the mirror to check the damage. His reflection gave him a bleary, pained look; there were black ink splotches over one side of his face where he'd rested it on the parchment, and his quill was stuck in his thick black curls. He batted it away.

He looked down, saw that his breeches were unlaced and stained with white. He hastily slipped out of them and pulled on a fresh pair.

Hook couldn't recall exactly what had happened the night before. He could remember being angry and frustrated with his novel, opening the whiskey, then the first five or so shots... tanned arms, a small, pink mouth open in a cry... but after that everything was a hazy fog.

Dubiously, he glanced over at his desk where his novel sat. Did he really want to know? Something within him sincerely doubted it, shady remnants of the night before warning him not to read.

In the end, he couldn't not look at what he'd written. The curiosity outweighed the fear.

Moments later Hook stacked the fireplace with logs and lit them, tempting the flames up high as quickly as he could with some bellows. He forced himself not to think about the fact that he was hard, that he really needed to sort himself out before it got painful. Instead, he concentrated on getting the fire going, getting it ready.

Once the flames were licking snugly around the alcove Hook took up his manuscript, paused for a heartbeat or two, then reluctantly threw it in. He watched the yellow paper curl and turn black at the edges, saw the words burning away to nothingness as if they'd never existed. He felt relief. Sadness, too. All that work, all the long hours spent writing... now there was nothing to show for it.

However, after reading what he'd written last night, he had quickly decided that he was not meant to be an author, after all.

Turning away from the fire, Hook cursed, then resolved to take up a new hobby.

~Fin~



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